Thursday, April 18, 2013

Funny Short Stories about Women


Since my last two entries were very demostrative: Letter to God and Jei's love analogy I think we all deserve to paint our faces with smile. Enjoy Reading


The child and his mother:
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

WIFE with Skates

3 men died and went up to heaven. The guy at the gate said “The better you were to your wife, the better kind of car you’ll get.”

The first guy was very loyal to his wife and got a Ferrari. The second man fought with his wife so he got a broken down car. The last guy cheated on his wife dozens of times so he got a scooter.

One day the guy on the scooter saw the guy in the Ferrari crying. He asked him, “Why are you crying?”

He answered, “I just saw my wife on roller skates.”

My Wife had a dream

There was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream, she woke up scared and cried.

Her husband comforted her and asked why she cried, she replied: “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.”

Husband: “It is ok honey, it was just a dream.”

Wife responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying.”


Do you know any short but very funny stories? Please share below

                                                                                                                   stories credited to: academictips

20 comments:

  1. Hahaha tawa much ako dito parekoy!

    1. Sobrang pasaway din yung nanay nung bata kaya ang dami din grey hairs nung lola nya lols.

    2. Akala nung wife na namatayan ng husband eh hinihintay na siya ng asawa nya sa impyerno lmao.

    3. So mas malala pa palang cheater ung wife nung guy na nasa ferrari haha.

    4. Sobrang poor ba ni hubby nung girl kaya sana totoo na lng ung napanaginipan nya? XD

    Good vibes!

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  2. I'm thinking of choosing the funniest one but all really made me LMAO!!!

    hahaha.

    Nothing beats a good laughter.

    Thanks for the jokes.

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  3. Easy read... Good laugh! Your stories???

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    1. nope... Senyor my story credit sa baba

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  4. haha nakakatawa naman eto!
    ung first ang sweet
    ung mga sumunod super nakakatawa haha

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  5. naaliw naman ako dito... lalo na sa first part....

    thanks sa pag share at napa smile ako hehehe

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  6. sana maka join ka sa kwento ni nanay... wait ko entry mo.... ;) thanks

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  7. kaaliw naman! maramia kong forwarded funny stories sa harddrive ko hahaha

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  8. ayokong magjokes about us. hmmp. pero in fairness nkakatawa lahat

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  9. I had a nice laugh while reading this post. Very light and humorous yet my logic siya.

    Good read!

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  10. Nakakatuwa. Natawa ako sa rollerskates! hahaha!

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  11. I ain't got a joke to share but I sure loved this selection, especially the second story hahaha...

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  12. Kulit lang.. ampft. More pa! lol

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  13. hahahaha really funny, favorite ko ang una :) kailangan pala good boy ako kundi mamumuti buhok ni mama ko :)

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  14. haha. sana may counter-burn din yung mga babaeng na-burn sa mga jokes na ito LOL

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  15. Super funny! Pinakabenta saken yun last one, hahaha..

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  16. Hahaha. Funny lahat. Loko yung bata sa unang kwento. Yung huli ang pinakagusto ko. May alam akong funny story pero mahaba e.

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